smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door