i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He better not be in your backpack
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
