you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants