Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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