we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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