I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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