So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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