youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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