problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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