she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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