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  • 78 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:57am

    nobody fucks with detroit.

  • 81 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:54pm

    oh yeah- everyone in the world was saying fuck detroit when it shut down the auto industry to support world war two. Auto industry in detroit bailed out the world- Glad our loyalty is now too the Japs- who we tought how to make automobiles. Awesome.

  • 79 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:25am

    GOOD, cuz Detroit doesn't want you.......

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:16pm

    7:53 only has a vague idea of what capitalism is. ps. is it wrong to LOL at the concept of exploding underwear?

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:56am

    one of the best t-shirts i've seen: Detroit - Where the weak are killed and eaten.

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:31pm

    I'm from ontario and I visit Detroit frequently. It's a a great city, stop hating on places you've never visited.

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:21pm

    Don't hate on Detroit. If you have not been there you sould not say anything bad about it. Plenty of U.S. cities have negative things about them and bad areas, Detroit is no exception. Detroit has a wonderful number of Museums, Theaters, and various other venues that are considered part of the cities cultural identity. Also noteworthy about Detroit, the Detroit Red Wings hold the North American record for the most consecutive post-season appearinces (18),

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:58pm

    1:54 OMG what are you, 90 years old? How did you hear about teh intarwebs?

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:10pm

    1:21, AMEN! Kid Rock keeps changing his music and eventually we all see through that act too so he moves on to the next one. Eminem, bless his heart, hops on and off the wagon so much they had to cripple the mule so he could keep up. The White Stripes....I ain't touchin' that one....but Alice has been doing the same badass "vaudvillain" acts since the last sixties and people still can't get enough. Detroit's like any other music scene, or society in general. It has its cultural hits and misses.

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:13pm

    It's people like you detroit haters that make me ashamed to be american! whether or not you know anything about our city is irrelevant- because our perseverance and determination in this tough time would kill your's anyways- we are ONE country, and are dependent on each other whether you realize it or not. See if the entire state of michigan buys your products when you need help now. way to be a loyal "american"; and by that i mean way to be ignorant!

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:56pm

    In Soviet Russia, Detroit sucks.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:50pm

    @12:40- do you really think that everyone who has a nice life elsewhere has Detroit to thank? Yeah, no. It's not like any city carries the weight of an entire country on it's back, especially not Detroit. It's only economic contribution was the automobile industry, which is dying because we just can't produce cars at the same level of efficiency as other countries. And as for your cultural significance- yeah I've never envenvied eight mile, which is the only cultural reference I can think of

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:04pm

    It's so cold in the D...how the fuck we post'a keep peace?!

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:15pm

    So true! Case in point all of u detroiters

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:15pm

    @12:56 I love living in Detroit. How about cars, Motown, Eminem, White Stripes, Vernor's, Little Caesars. I could go on...

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:37am

    why not? we fucking stopped his ass! terrorists: do not mess with the D!

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:50pm

    Downtown Detroit is very nice. I travel there often. Place is amazing during the baseball and hockey seasons.

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:38pm

    @6:28 Wherever you are right now, that city has atleast one asscan, you unAmerican idiot. Now go hide in your cave.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:12am

    See you on xbox live DB.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:35pm

    GO TO DETROIT AND LISTEN TO TYVEK.

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:41pm

    Best titty bars though

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:28pm

    Hey Canadian at 5:31, Detroit is one of the biggest shitholes I've ever been to, and I've been to almost every big and mid-sized city in the US. The city blows, many of the people are asscans (though they don't deserve suffering from the recession as much as they have), and the their sports teams are unlikeable.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:13pm

    even the airport sucks. except that trippy blue tunnel between terminals...omg

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:04pm

    Detroit sucks and so do te accents... Lol @12:16

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:40am

    Detroit is amazing. So don't fuck with our city shit for brains!

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:20am

    what is there sexual that has to do with this text?

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:03pm

    Let's be honest, we all do

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:04pm

    How about a kick ass automobile industry, you ass?

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:24pm

    Hows that spelling championship working out for you? And it's been double digits here for a while. With that said ... even being from Detroit I won't defend it. Kwame has fucked everyone and the city is in the shitter.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:03pm

    @12:40 FLOL..... Cultured is how you describe Detroit???? bwahaha! ....yes, and toyotas and Hondas are the crappy cars.... If you like cars that work I guess! What a tard. PS. Most "foreign" cars sold here are made in the US, dumbssses.

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:25am

    Detroit sucks, deadass

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:02pm

    My Mustang > your car

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:22pm

    4:13, Dee-troit is a shithole. Deal with it.

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:51pm

    Las Vegas will be the new Detroit

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:37am

    7:38, what makes you think the person at 6:28 is un-American?

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:50am

    I would live in the slums of detroit before i live amongst the gangs of LA. I would live in detroit before the rich asses of NY take all my money. i would live in detroit before i go homeless in california. I would live in detroit before every major city rips apart people. detroit may have a bad rap... but detroit is really a safer place to live than many other crap cities.

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:46pm

    Woaaah, people from detroit, calm down. I've never been, but i'm sure it's a great city. Why would you take the people dissing it on this site (anonymously, I must add) seriously?

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:36pm

    Been there. GHETTO. Houses r cheap tho! Sad, really, cus u could see how cool it could be/was.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:14pm

    Because Texas is such a great place. The whole coast smells like a dirty urinal.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:57pm

    Thanks a lot for Ted Nugent and White Stripes, Detroit. Asses.

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:16pm

    Howz that single digit temperature workin out for u?

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:35am

    Wasn't the guy who actually stopped him Dutch? lol

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:53pm

    Fuck Obama... Fuckin blacky destroying capitalism...oh sorry was that to racist

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:48am

    12:40, been to Detroit many many times. It sucks, the people there suck, and Toyotas are much more durable than any American brand...which is unfortunate but true. Detroit has not made lives cushy fir the rest of the nation and it's hilarious that you honestly believe that...get in the real world.

  • 38 43
    Submitted by alleythatgirl on Aug 16, 10 at 1:05am

    born and raised in detroit. get fucked if you talk shit about detroit, you bitches don't even know. probably just jumped on the bandwagon of all the pussies SCARED of detroit :)

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:39pm

    12:40 ur crime rate also will kick our asses the car wasn't invented in the US...EPIC FAIL it's people like u that give us Americans a bad rep of being stupid

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:27pm

    12:40 are you from Detroit? I've lived here all my life, and I can say that the daily anal rapings I get every morning on the way to work are quite an inconvenience. I am also woken up every night by my neighbors fucking their dogs. Detroit sucks :(

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:55pm

    12:40 - the automobile wasn't actually invented in the US, so if it wasn't for Detroit we'd just be buying imported cars... oh, wait...

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:05am

    12:51, pretty sure 12:48 meant to type "for" but since the letters are right next to one another.. Now get back to your life of watching porn and playing video games.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:51pm

    god damn detroit is scary shit and I live there

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:50pm

    12:50 Kraftwerk was from detroit? WRONG! Dumbfuck. Detroit techno sux anyways! Just sayinn

  • 44 70
    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 13, 10 at 1:51am

    Hey everyone, FUCK Detroit!!! I agree with the OP on this one

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:36am

    Detroit is the ghetto.

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 12:56am

    Fuck you haters. Yeah, there are parts of Detroit that suck, but the rest of the city is amazing. And to whoever said our sports teams are unlikable.. Fuck you. (;

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:22am

    Omgssh! It's like UofM vs OSU up in this bitch! United we stand right? Unless of course all of you laughed and made fun of NYC when terrorists destroyed the twin towers...its all fun state bashing til' someone gets hurt right?!?! Grow up!!!