i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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