I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Randomize
