Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
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Actually, that's not an idea without merit.
Well, if you had asked for the fish-shaped jello mold, he could have used that instead. But, noooo, you HAD to have a waffle iron. "What would I do with a jello mold shaped like a fish?" you asked. "A waffle iron is so much more useful," you said. And look where it got you. Way to crush his dream of obtaining that one big Swedish Fish. I see a divorce in your future.
Just buy another one on Amazon for $12 and move on with your lives. I guarantee you it's not that expensive a gift.\n\nUnless it's the fancy rotating one. Then fuck you.
At least I didn't ruin one of your good wedding gifts!
Soak Swedish Fish in vodka overnight. Pass the liquid through a coffee filter removing the gluten. Best flavored vodka you'll ever have!