I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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