Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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