So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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