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  • 55 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:03am

    maine is the most wonderful place ever. you can time travel there, did you know?

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 8:49am

    20MPH? I now imagine this text taking place on a horse galloping down a highway.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:42am

    i thought it was funny. time feels different when smashed. and when traveling at a velocity that warps the space / time continuum. i used to watch star trek, i'll have you know.

  • 44 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:30am

    wasn't funny in the first place

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:40am

    If you start counting at one instead of zero on accident wouldn't that make it 17 not 19?

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:26pm

    I can't decide if I feel dumber or smarter after reading all that shit back and forth between a few of you....But one things for sure.. it just wasted about 5 minutes of my life....

  • 45 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:32am

    well actually between two mile markers(which occur every tenth of a mile) would 1/10th of a mile... good job on your awesome logic...

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:45pm

    ...and in VA they are every .1 miles. Except for the one someone ran over the other day.

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:47am

    I find consolation in these comments. If all the morons are busy on here here leaving comments, it means they're not having sex. And that's a good thing.

  • 38 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:15pm

    Not every state in the Union has mile markers set to .1 or .2 miles. In SC we have them once every mile.

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:39pm

    why do you even care???

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 9:48am

    (248)I survived the trip.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:12pm

    the mods suck. this site is going down like iccarus.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:40pm

    "I think everyone is missing the point. How does this text constitute a "text you shouldn't have sent last night?" This is a pointless addition due to its lack of debauchery, humility, or sarcasm. This site was a clever idea, however, I see it quickly deteriorating because of people posting unrelated or fabricated texts." I'll second that.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:52pm

    what was the idiot saying about most people start at one so its really 19 seconds..... thats retarded

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 8:03am

    Mile marker #1 => 20.0 miles Mile marker #2 => 20.1 miles 0.1/(18/3600) = 20 miles/hour

    • 36 42
      Submitted by nhlbubba on Dec 2, 10 at 8:53am

      ur stupid...they traveled a mile in 18 secs...that translates to 102 MPH, most cars govern out at 100 MPH, but going down hill they can go a little faster, so this text is probably true...dumb fuck!!

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:31am

    because multiplying and dividing is soo difficult..... oh wait.

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:52pm

    mile markers mark miles. They're every mile, I dunno what state does it every .1 miles... Also 18 seconds = 3/10th of a minute, 60 mph = 1mile/minute so 10/3 of 60 gives you 200 miles per hour. And between two posts is one mile. But yeah this is bullshit as no one is going 200mph on the freeway. Also don't bitch at other people because you can't do mental math.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:45am

    I think everyone is missing the point. How does this text constitute a "text you shouldn't have sent last night?" This is a pointless addition due to its lack of debauchery, humility, or sarcasm. This site was a clever idea, however, I see it quickly deteriorating because of people posting unrelated or fabricated texts.

  • 38 37
    Submitted by poop12 on May 1, 10 at 11:27pm

    THAT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:17am

    They might not have been in Maine.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:50am

    18/2=9. you traveled 9.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:38am

    mile markers are 1/10th of a mile apart. 18 seconds to travel 1/10th of a mile is a blazing 20 mph

    • 28 40
      Submitted by nhlbubba on Dec 2, 10 at 8:49am

      hey...dumbass...they're called MILE markers, therefore theyre every mile!!!!!!!..not every tenth of a mile you dumb fuck

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 8:02pm

    Wow, I feel retarded even weighing in on this one but being from Maine I figured I'd toss in my two cents. Mile markers here are 1 mile apart and the highway is empty enough, especially at night, to easily hit 200mph in a vehicle capable of such a feat. Knowing how the kids up here like to trick out their vehicles I can see 200 MPH as perfectly plausible.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:09am

    OK Math illiterates... 2Mi/18sec = 1mi/9sec = .11mi/1sec This means their going .11Mi/sec Convert that back into MPH... .11mi/sec X 60 = 6.66mi/min 6.66mi/min X 60 = 400MPH!!! Somebody's been sneaking into the Air Force's garage and stealing jet engines!

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:08am

    These comments are hysterical. Funnier than the post. Where I'm from MILE markers, mark MILES. Not tenth miles. Must be a nawthun thing. So I say 1 mile in 18 sec, which is about 180 mph. Yeah, not.

  • 31 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 9:12am

    as for the site deteriorating due to texts that "miss the point of the website)...TFLN has moderators that select which texts are posted. you can't simply submit "Hi. What are you up to?" as a text and expect to see it posted.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:27am

    You're all fucking idiots for reading all of the posts, doing the math (incorrectly for the most part), and then trying to make your own points. Oh wait... I just did exactly that

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:00pm

    this text sucks but the comments are hilarious so it was worth the trouble

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:45pm

    NJ, NY, and PA use every 10th of mile dumb ass...

    • 34 46
      Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:49pm

      This one's from Maine, dumbass.

    • 20 39
      Submitted by nhlbubba on Dec 2, 10 at 8:46am

      hey...dumbass...they're called MILE markers, therefore theyre every mile!!!!!!!..if its anything other than a mile, their called something else!!!!!!!!!

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:14pm

    IT IS EASILY 200 MPH. FUCKING IDIOTS CAN'T DO MATH.

    • 31 36
      Submitted by nhlbubba on Dec 2, 10 at 8:47am

      its 102MPH...not that hard of math

      • 27 35
        Submitted by hatcher833 on Feb 9, 11 at 3:32pm

        If you were going 120MPH it would 30 secs to go one mile. Double check your math. That is all.

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:49pm

    this is hilarious, i'm glad only one person here knows how to do a 7th grade unit conversion lol

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:36am

    its funnier knowing he was going 20 mph

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:22pm

    "I can't decide if I feel dumber or smarter after reading all that shit back and forth between a few of you....But one things for sure.. it just wasted about 5 minutes of my life...." Took you five minutes to read this? Maybe you are retarded... time to reevaluate

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:28am

    well if you take into account that most people start counting at 1 and not zero, its technically closer to about 19 seconds in which case would be about 189 mph.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:24pm

    This whole conversation was a really good read! Five stars!

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:16pm

    the thing is, if they WERE driving fast, should they have been texting?

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:12am

    I think some of these comments were funnier than the text just because people apparently don't have common sense. YAY!

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:19am

    Shoot yourselves. Twice.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:36am

    You're did it improperly.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:20pm

    since i live in maine...first off, we don't have fucking time travel. so whoever said that is fucking retarded. and there is NOT enough traffic anyweheres on the interstate in maine that you would have to go 20 mph. so most likely they were going a lot faster than they should have been...

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:12pm

    Maybe they realized they shouldn't have sent it because of how stupid they sound.

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:22am

    Hey, retard, passing BETWEEN 2 mile markers = a distance of 1 mile... good job on the 4th grade math... awful job using basic logic (which is what counts)

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:21pm

    WOW. If he traveled BETWEEN 2 mile markers, that's ONE mile. one mile in 18 seconds is 3.3 miles a minute or 198 miles an hour. nice job. =]

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:10pm

    Anonymous, you're so silly

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:48am

    Mile markers mark miles, not tenth miles. The closest Interstate to where i live is 40 mins...

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:12am

    Heads up mile markers aren't placed at 1 mile intervals. Most of them at 1/8 of a mile(at least where I live) intervals meaning around 22-24MPH. Which quite honestly makes even less sense.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:11pm

    the mods suck. this site is going down like iccarus

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:17pm

    Pretty sure if you get out of a big city, the mile markers are actually a mile apart (at least where I go to school). So that would mean he went one mile in 18 seconds. Didn't think it was that hard to understand.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:20am

    its 20 mph guys.. read up

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:22am

    Wait u actually did the math? Get a life

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:20am

    this is totaly stupid, but i cant stop laughing

  • 23 31
    Submitted by DuhBatman357 on Nov 7, 11 at 8:00pm

    Dude, they very well could have been goin 200 miles, NEVER underestimate the sheer force that is stupidity. I went 110 mph once in my four cylinder 96 Toyota Tacoma in highschool. But I do concur with everyone who says this txt was filler. I just wanted someone to do the math for me.

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:15pm

    Do not underestimate the drive (pun intended, I guess) of bored teenage Mainers who have nothing better to do with their time than work a bunch of jobs and funnel all that money into their cars. It's not every Mainer, definitely, but there are plenty of them, trust me. -Anonymous New Hampshirite

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:55pm

    wow.... i agree with the other person from Maine. Inaccuracy of counting aloud + the exclusion of fractions of a second + I95 (pretty much our only highway) + very young kids with really well paying seasonal jobs = I think that this is actually a damn feasible text.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:18pm

    "Wow, I feel retarded even weighing in on this one but being from Maine I figured I'd toss in my two cents. Mile markers here are 1 mile apart and the highway is empty enough, especially at night, to easily hit 200mph in a vehicle capable of such a feat. Knowing how the kids up here like to trick out their vehicles I can see 200 MPH as perfectly plausible." No its not. most ferraris don't even reach 200 mph. Unless these "tricked out" cars you see around are super cars, you are quite incorrect.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:58pm

    waste of my time ;-) shit I'm drunk now...at work :-)

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:13am

    Mile marker #1 => 20.0 miles Mile marker #2 => 20.2 miles 0.2/(18/3600) = 4 miles/hour

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:11am

    I can't believe I read the whole thing. I'm just itching to put my own 2 cents in, but what's the point?

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:36am

    lol, I was just about to say... mile markers really happen either every tenth of a mile or quarter of a mile...

    • 37 38
      Submitted by nhlbubba on Dec 2, 10 at 8:50am

      dumb fuck...its a MILE marker, therefore its every MILE, not every tenth of a mile or quarter of a mile...stupid idiot, gooooosh

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:19am

    all of your fucking comments made that text not even funny anymore. thanks dickheads.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by anonymousone on Oct 6, 10 at 1:08am

    Everyone needs to read the ENTIRE conversation up to here, I got many a good laugh at the failure of basic math skills and shit talking.

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:32pm

    no, mile markers AREN'T every mile; they're every 0.1 mile, fuckstick

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:49am

    okay. for everyone who does not live in Maine, or has never traveled to Maine. Our mile markers are 1 mile apart, not 1/10 mile...

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:58pm

    they guy saying "Im wasted" made these replies so fucking funny cause it was so random. props to the guy drunk at work

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 1:54pm

    Yeah, mile markers have 1/10th mile markers now... At least around here.

  • 28 48
    Submitted by ky80 on Jun 16, 11 at 5:37am

    I'm laughing my ass off at all of these responses...I'm scratching my head as to why everyone assumes op was referring to going 'fast'??

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:29pm

    one mile / minute is 60 miles an hour. 2 miles in about 20 seconds, that's one mile in about 10 seconds. 60 *3 = 180 miles / hour.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:40am

    you should have said "You" and not "you're". jack ass.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:07am

    the text says BETWEEN two mile markers. They didn't travel BY two mile markers.

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:15pm

    Wait, if we're going on 1 Mile Markers shouldn't it be around 150 mph? One mile in 1 minute is 60 mph. One mile in 30 seconds is 120 mph. If you round to 15 seconds that's 150 miles an hour. So he'd be going a little less than 150 mph, which is reasonable. I've done 130 mph in my little Civic.

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:20pm

    lololololollolololololololol

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 7:18am

    YOU CAN PASS 2 MILE MARKERS AFTER ONLY DRIVING A MILE (RETARDS) they were going like 160... keep up all the grade A math though

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:17am

    yeaaa 207 represent our insatiable lust for fast trucks, country music, and dogs who will ride with us yeaaaaa

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:44am

    I are sorry. "Jackass" is one word. Tit for tat, motherfucker.

  • 31 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:25pm

    "find consolation in these comments. If all the morons are busy on here here leaving comments, it means they're not having sex. And that's a good thing." you just did too...and so did i...fuck

  • 32 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:15pm

    its easy, 3,600 seconds in an hour, divide that by 18 to get mph. = 200. not in maine you didnt.

  • 27 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:02am

    you're doing it wrong (all approximated for easy sake) 18 seconds...round it to 20. 20 seconds=2/3rdminute so, 2 miles in about 20 seconds, and thus 1 mile in 10 second (APPROXIMATED) and thus, 6 miles in a minute, multiply by 60 for the umber of minutes in an hour, you were traveling (APPROXIMATELY) 360mph... so you were the heaviest, most powerful, and most aerodynamic car possible, going downhill, and had someone pushing at the same time...or in an aircraft of some sort.