a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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