The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Do vagina's smell?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Randomize
