You're so nebulous sometimes
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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