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  • 59 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:27am

    Wow you are all loserzzzzzz

  • 80 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:03am

    Hi Im Eva. I'm fucking six years old. I like this place because I get to learn a bunch new words. Bitches! Whores!! Heeheeeee

  • 52 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:50pm

    hahaha it came out your nose

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:21pm

    I just came in a girls mouth

  • 45 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:34am

    this is dumb as shit. the original almost makes sense, but why would this get put up here..... every day i like this site less and less

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:08am

    I understand what they're implying but it's not funny.. If it was a more clever play on words then yes. But this? Fail.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:44am

    I just came from masturbating. I live a lonely life.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:05am

    Lmfaooo that'd be my reaction right there xD

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:39pm

    sounds like a stereotypical ISU student...

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:11am

    12:03 liar. What six year old stays up this late?

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:51am

    He just jizzed in his pants

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:02pm

    Don't read while drinking in came out my nose....

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:37pm

    or... (917) just got a clit piercing and (309) was forwarding (917)'s text... ive seen it happen before and its funny as fuck

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:36am

    This is fucking stupid.

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:35am

    I would say how old r u but it's kinda funny lol

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:01am

    What's with the 309 917

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:16am

    You say it sucks more & more yet you're still here...

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Squishy on Jan 27, 10 at 5:01pm

    clit piercing?

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:03am

    this person thought it was funny, and sent it to someone. hence the double area codes.

  • 34 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:14pm

    Pretty sure this dude was high as hell Then walking would be relevent to anything

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:35am

    i dont even get it...

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:05am

    How is this funny? It's dumb as fuck.

  • 33 36
    Submitted by allylovesbrody on Jan 31, 10 at 8:24pm

    haha I actually found that one quite funny. I don't know why tho

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:17am

    t 9 e 2 x 5 t 9 f 2 o 2 r 2 a 0 g 5 o 0 o d time!

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:51am

    I just came from reading

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:50am

    Gayyyyyyy and not funny

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:12am

    This site is so worthless now.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:41am

    weird bloomington hoes.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:28pm

    Omg i just came from reading this.

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:03am

    I just came from eating bacon

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:46am

    There's only like 1 or 2 funny texts posted daily the rest is dumb as shit

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:39pm

    Well this is better than some STUPID SEX DRUGS ALCOHOL TXT. I HATE whores sluts manwhores etc. There's more to life than sex assholes

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:12pm

    woow. really? this one is lame. it looks as if they just stole it off of here and sent it to a friend. not original. nor funny. i feel ashamed to have the same area code as them....just terrible.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:46pm

    funniest fucking text ever

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:45am

    At first I thought that would be a good thing...then I thought about how much I walk. In public. Noo thank you.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:40am

    Fucking stupid Why isn't this site funny anymore

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:40am

    This was really dumb.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:37am

    Booo! This site is overrun by middle schoolers!

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:27am

    I just came in my girlfriends mouth... Sitting

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:56am

    laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeee

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:06am

    Oh boy thats typical; just your average horndog.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:23pm

    he was obviously walking from (309) to (917)

  • 23 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:28am

    why was this featured ? dumbest one ive seen on here

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:58am

    TFLN sucks more and more every day!

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:21am

    Imagine what would happen if they ran

  • 21 35
    Submitted by fivesecondslater on Apr 9, 11 at 11:00am

    jizz! in my pants!

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:00pm

    ...which is why it sucks...

  • 26 48
    Submitted by allylovesbrody on Jan 31, 10 at 8:17pm

    haha i actually found this one quite funny. I have no idea why tho

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:53am

    KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:52pm

    WHYY is this on here. Dumbest text I've seen hands down

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:41pm

    Shit text, shit response, not funny. Fuck it.

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:20am

    yeah, walking in Peoria, IL can do that to you

  • 35 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:47am

    my dads car is easier