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  • 70 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:41pm

    way to show your ignorance, 3:30. taking it all the way to 1856.

  • 70 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:53pm

    You supposed to do the e-check first Step 1: Finger pussy Step 2: Smell fingers when shes not looking Step 3a: Smells good, eat it, screw it, do whatever, Step 3b: Smells bad, don't eat, but where a rubber and fuck it anyway

  • 53 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:55pm

    I hope you people are wearing rubbers whether or not the vagina smells, cause news flash, STD's don't smell.

  • 59 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:43pm

    Smelly pussies aside, what happened to TFLN saying they would post funny or original texts only. Do vagina's smell? I mean seriously how much crack do I gotta smoke to get one of my texts posted.

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:06pm

    stupid people... a NOSE smells. a Vagina isn't a nose -- and can't smell. It can stink, but not smell

  • 53 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:43am

    GIRLS ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WITH HYGIENE PROBLEMS, GUYS GET SMELLY ASS BALLS TOO, THAT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A DESCRIBABLE SMELL, IT SMELLS SO BAD. SO DONT ALWAYS DIS CHICKS

  • 53 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:29pm

    4:06, trick question. what about things that smell good? is it still called stink? stink good? you lose.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:14pm

    nah fish smell is just bad hygene, sure sign of a skank is when the last guy is still in there!

  • 46 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:52pm

    How did this turn from a rotting fish smell=vagina conversation into an Obama convo?

  • 44 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:29pm

    Nah dude I don't play Basketball!!

  • 42 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:41pm

    Fish smell, too. Just eat it.

  • 44 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:27pm

    Hahahah @ 1:21! Some smell like heaven and others don't.. stay away from the ones that don't and you'll be fine! MUFF DIVING FTW!

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:57pm

    This is why they suggest both members shower before sex or better yet shower together. Lots of times it can be just body odor from the hair around your genitals that makes the smell. Not like our dicks smell good, ever take off your underwear after sweating a shit load and able to smell your own balls?

  • 40 27
    Submitted by drizzy3 on Apr 8, 10 at 3:25am

    This is such a stupid text. Are you in like 7th grade? Seriously.

  • 45 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:34pm

    Some of them stink, some do not. I had one that smelt like the trash dumpster at the Starkist Tuna Factory and then another that stunk horribly also, couldn't get the smell out from under my fingernails for days. Chicks should warn the guy first if they can't keep it clean.

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:14pm

    Hey grammar nazi, shut up you're a tool!!!

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:03pm

    If it smells like fish it's a dish, if it smells like Cologne leave it alone!!

  • 36 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:19pm

    255 its the north suburbs of Chicago...very rich and a horrible sense of humor

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:36pm

    some of them...but they shouldn't smell bad. they should just smell like pussy.

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:11pm

    4:06 Really??? Really though?!?! You that person that everyone wants to punch in the face at debates huh?!? Do you happen to know the Grammar Nazi running around??

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:30pm

    1:29 Dumbass someone already posted that nice try though

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:53pm

    People who don't get Jon Lajoie references are fail.

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:08pm

    it can... if it is dirty yes.... eat out a girl right after a shower.... tastes good :)

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:29pm

    If it smells like fish, pull up a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!

  • 30 26
    Submitted by JockeyGirl on Mar 19, 10 at 12:43am

    What kinda question is that? Ew

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:43pm

    I'm not a fan of obama, in fact I think he's going to destroy the country, but I don't wish anyone dead...

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:11pm

    1:15 that's right, i just have sex with them.

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:43pm

    6:33- If you do the checklist first and it smells, why don't you go take a shower and clean it out. I don't see a reason to fuck it anyway if you know about it first and can fix it before he sticks it. Just don't let it stink, EVER!!!

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:53pm

    1:03 what a great motto, ill have to remember that when I meet up with your sister

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:33pm

    The checklist is the best... I am having my first 3 way this weekend and I will have to perform the checklist first... If it smells then he can throw a rubber on and fuck it anyway!!!! I love it!

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 6:54am

    ^^^ I can't hear you over the crying

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:06pm

    trichomonas does 9:55. Badly!

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:07pm

    While we're on the subject of Obama...I would just like to say: DEATH PANELZ! HE'Z GONNA KILLZ UR GRANDPARENTZ!! OH SHITZ!

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:00am

    i don't see how this got posted and none of mine have been. they were more original and entertaining than this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:15pm

    Women are stupid and I don't respect them.

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:30pm

    They sure can. I posted 10:06 and I know...I'm a labor and delivery nurse. Can make for a rough work environment!

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:20pm

    "ftw" is the stupidest thing ive ever heard.

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:36pm

    Fat girls have smelly ones. Don't eat, just stick it if you need to end a dry spell.

  • 22 33
    Submitted by RoffMain on Jan 2, 12 at 8:41pm

    Tastes like chicken.

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:44pm

    YES I LIVE IN 847 WOOOOT

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:42pm

    Some do, some don't, either way it's stupid not to wear condoms.

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:10pm

    this is just weird.....

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:55pm

    847 people are morons they get laid because of daddys money not intellect obviously

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:55pm

    Who wants to toss a salad?!?!?

  • 21 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:55pm

    always scratch and sniff before going down.

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:21pm

    Interesting. I'd actually expect an STD to smell. But then again, I don't have experience with them.

  • 44 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:14pm

    2:55 Well this is also the state the elected Barack Obama to the US senate, again showing lack of Intellect.

  • 23 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:13am

    If its pink, its gotta stink... If its brown go to town!

  • 27 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:33pm

    The checklist is the best... I am having my first 3 way this weekend and I will have to perform the checklist first... If it smells then he can throw a rubber on and fuck it anyway!!!! I love it!

  • 26 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:09pm

    3:51 I meant to thumbs up you... accidentally hit thumbs down...