If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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