You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
