he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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