Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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