I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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