Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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