The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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