i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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