it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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