I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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