Midget sex pt 2 tonight
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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