Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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