It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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