This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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