I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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