she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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