he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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