Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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