Me. At least after what I've been through.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
