If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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