I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
