I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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