Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
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Thin crust, or regular?
if it was from pizza mart, id say it was worth it
This one is still my favorite after several read-thrus! The best!
A TRUE FRIEND WOULD HAVE BEEN WITH YOUR EX ALREADY
Pics or it didn't happen. Always one guy, isn't there? Dude, enjoy it for what it is.
pics or it didnt happen
I'm wondering if the friend was hoping he brought the pizza with him.
Ask her for cheese and peppers!