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  • Wait...let me get this straight. There's someone out there who gets laid less than me? Poor pathetic bastard! I bet he shoots himself soon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:22pm
  • haha, fucking girls with their DUFFs, that's so cruel. Reason #38 why girls can never have true friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:14pm
  • @12:35 I understand that as a girl, I wouldn't want anyone to judge me, especially not a close friend, but it's just if someone's not generally good looking there's not much to do or say. i have plenty of friends who are far sexier than I am, and I have many who are just down right rather weird looking, but i accept them just as they accept me. i'm mildly average, not a megan fox but also not a Jocelyn Wildenstein.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:48am
  • Yay! Someone else uses fat girls as bffs. Haha. I get laid a lot thanks to her (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:15pm
  • You may be big tone I'll be lovly-lady <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:27am
  • who luvs tha cock ? i luvs tha cock... n my mouth !! ( big tone strikes again )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:33am
  • hahah omg i know allll about DUFFs. that was an awesome year for me....i should really get back in touch with her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:15pm
  • lol, good ole south east texas....yep, those fuckers are ugly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:41pm
  • In response to the text: Like me! -the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:11am
  • I prefer looking at whores and knowing they get laid less than me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:08pm
  • ..................uh em everybody's out to get me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:01am
  • always have a DUFF on hand. Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Walk next to them, they make you look amazing :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:11pm
  • [from the desk of big tone]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:59pm
  • But you still don't get much soooooooo sucks for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:00pm
  • People who fuk on their period r hela desperate... Especially girls who just settle for suking cock wen they bleeding...at least hav him fuk ur ass...make him work too... But seriouly, sex that doesn't start off with 69 is hela boring...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:37am
  • Always gonna be someone who gets laid less... like babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Gotta get your red wings sooner or later...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:44am
  • Lol ugly people r there to make everyone else feel good about themselves!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:52pm
  • I hate when ugly people make fun of, or judge, other ugly people, assuming they themselves are safe. Pisses me off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:26am
  • everyone is beautiful in their own way :) i love all people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:43pm
  • [big tone strikes again]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:17am
  • I'm the fat friend and I get plenty wether I'm solo or with a friend. I do the picking, not them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:32am
  • 11:14 here. ok 11:15 (or 11:11 as you claimed) I know. So...how about I talk to your less attractive friends, then I end up banging you :D That's how it works, and really, there's nothing wrong with that. I can bring my less attractive friends to bang your friends. Win-win situation? I think so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:37am
  • @ 12:48, so you're not as attractive as the current it girl and you aren't as ugly as someone who had their jaw slammed in a vice or you've had less elective surgery than Jocelyn Wildenstein but more than Megan Fox?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:02am
  • lol its called eating at ihop at 2 am.....you always feel better about yourself!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:58pm
  • 11:11 here. 11:14, i do have true friends. just some are less attractive, you know?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:15pm
  • 8:15...you ain't seen my neighbor's daughter. That young lady is one funky looking woofer! I mean, put tits on the guy in that old movie "Mask" and that's her...and the truly frightening thing...she's got a kid just as ugly as she is. That means someone fucked her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:24pm
  • I have to do that ALLLLL the time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:37am
  • I think that no one in the world is truely ugly. Everyone is always beautiful in someones eyes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:15am
  • @anonymous-you're cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:51pm
  • scoreeeeee [ big tone ]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:52pm
  • lol 11:08....that was clever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:16pm
  • 11:15 just described the attitude of most hot girls towards their droves in a nutshell. gives off that open-minded tone but if you think about it, it's kind of fucked up. love em or hate em, that's just how it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:35am
  • You do realize it's "someone" not "some one," right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:28am