It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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Wait...let me get this straight. There's someone out there who gets laid less than me? Poor pathetic bastard! I bet he shoots himself soon.
haha, fucking girls with their DUFFs, that's so cruel. Reason #38 why girls can never have true friends.
@12:35 I understand that as a girl, I wouldn't want anyone to judge me, especially not a close friend, but it's just if someone's not generally good looking there's not much to do or say. i have plenty of friends who are far sexier than I am, and I have many who are just down right rather weird looking, but i accept them just as they accept me. i'm mildly average, not a megan fox but also not a Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Yay! Someone else uses fat girls as bffs. Haha. I get laid a lot thanks to her (:
You may be big tone I'll be lovly-lady <3
who luvs tha cock ? i luvs tha cock... n my mouth !! ( big tone strikes again )
hahah omg i know allll about DUFFs. that was an awesome year for me....i should really get back in touch with her.
lol, good ole south east texas....yep, those fuckers are ugly
In response to the text:
-the quiet guy in the corner
I prefer looking at whores and knowing they get laid less than me.
..................uh em everybody's out to get me
always have a DUFF on hand. Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Walk next to them, they make you look amazing :)
[from the desk of big tone]
But you still don't get much soooooooo sucks for you
People who fuk on their period r hela desperate... Especially girls who just settle for suking cock wen they bleeding...at least hav him fuk ur ass...make him work too... But seriouly, sex that doesn't start off with 69 is hela boring...
Always gonna be someone who gets laid less... like babies
Gotta get your red wings sooner or later...
Lol ugly people r there to make everyone else feel good about themselves!
I hate when ugly people make fun of, or judge, other ugly people, assuming they themselves are safe.
Pisses me off.
everyone is beautiful in their own way :) i love all people
[big tone strikes again]
I'm the fat friend and I get plenty wether I'm solo or with a friend. I do the picking, not them.
ok 11:15 (or 11:11 as you claimed) I know. So...how about I talk to your less attractive friends, then I end up banging you :D
That's how it works, and really, there's nothing wrong with that. I can bring my less attractive friends to bang your friends. Win-win situation? I think so.
@ 12:48, so you're not as attractive as the current it girl and you aren't as ugly as someone who had their jaw slammed in a vice or you've had less elective surgery than Jocelyn Wildenstein but more than Megan Fox?
lol its called eating at ihop at 2 am.....you always feel better about yourself!
11:11 here. 11:14, i do have true friends. just some are less attractive, you know?
8:15...you ain't seen my neighbor's daughter. That young lady is one funky looking woofer! I mean, put tits on the guy in that old movie "Mask" and that's her...and the truly frightening thing...she's got a kid just as ugly as she is. That means someone fucked her.
I have to do that ALLLLL the time...
I think that no one in the world is truely ugly. Everyone is always beautiful in someones eyes.
scoreeeeee [ big tone ]
lol 11:08....that was clever
11:15 just described the attitude of most hot girls towards their droves in a nutshell. gives off that open-minded tone but if you think about it, it's kind of fucked up. love em or hate em, that's just how it is.
You do realize it's "someone" not "some one," right?