Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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