question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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