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  • COLDPLAY IS INCREDIBLE!!! fuck whoever wrote this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:16pm
  • Covering Coldplay has gotten me pussy. Cheers to Coldplay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:29pm
  • who ever posted this.. Go Fuck Yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Coldplay is fucking awesome. Fuck u u hatin cunts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:24pm
  • coldplay is the best band ever, everything is worse than their songs,cause they are just great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:59pm
  • dude. coldplay is the best band ever created. so shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Coldplay is the best - ftw!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:41pm
  • coldplay is the best fucking band ever, so shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:27pm
  • Wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 6:24pm
  • This text is FAIL. Seriously, this wasn't even remotely funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:29am
  • Sucks almost as bad as Nickleback

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:14pm
  • The Fray is better than Coldplay??? I think not. The Fray is a whinier version of Coldplay with no variety.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:07pm
  • this literally made me laugh out loud. fuck coldplay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:20am
  • Fuck you guys, coldplay is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:54pm
  • pretty shitty relationship. was it worse than new Coldplay or Rush of Blood to the Head Coldplay?.. because it makes a difference..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:49am
  • hahaha I think coldplay is a really great band but some of their songs are pretty fucking sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:01pm
  • No talent, 1206? Trust me they have made it farther than you could ever try to make it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:04am
  • Same way i know you are FTW.!.!.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:39am
  • Wow what a cuntfaced goddamn shithole motherfucker. Don't you fucking ever hate on coldplay or I will fucking come to your house and curb stomp your motherfucking brains out.

    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 15, 10 at 11:19pm
  • You were the worst part of that fucked up relationship Kevin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:18pm
  • coldplay is the worst

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:58am
  • coldplay is great so shut the fuck up you dumb cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:04am
  • Coldplay is fantastic. anyone who says otherwise has the worst taste in music. period. no fucking argument. Viva Coldplay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:28am
  • Look an arguement ppl are so stupid ..it's funny don't debate about it fucktards it's supposed to be FUNNY.....god damn

    Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Apr 7, 10 at 2:50pm
  • coldplay is awful...another example of why if thats what people want to listen to, i don't even want to make music...listen to radiohead like an adult...or listen to the fray as a teen but don't listen to fucking coldplay...no talent there sorry :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:06am
  • coldplay is an amazing band, with real music. enojoy fucking miley cyrus or whatever shit you listen to next time they hit northern kentucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:47pm
  • i saw them in concert...very entertaining

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:33am
  • FUCK YOU! Coldplay=better than everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:01am
  • yesterday I passed a papa johns sign that read "we have more cheese than coldplay" how could I not buy a pizza there?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:54am
  • God. It'dve been funnier if it was a 3 Doors Down reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:20am
  • @117 if by "it" you mean makes me want to run over kittens and falconpunch infants, then yes, Coldplay gets it done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:55pm
  • Coldpaly DOES suck. However, Coldplay is an inventive, talented group

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Coldplay is awesome! So if viva la vida!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:44pm
  • coldplay is fucking amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:02pm
  • Most things are worse than coldplay songs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:01pm
  • go to their concert and all the haters will have second thoughts about how much they dislike coldplay. AWESOME CONCERT :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:07pm
  • All I know from my relationship is "Sparks" = sex time now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:56am
  • i like coldplay ... but nickleback... not so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:57am
  • Coldplay is fucking fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:07pm
  • so.. worse than a heart-rending song of pure beauty?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:47am
  • COLDPLAY IS AWESOME!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:36pm
  • 10:03: that seems to be pretty contradictory, doesn't it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:32pm
  • i like coldplay...i think 9:59 might be a little crazy though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Thats pretty broken.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:57pm
  • Don't fight for the wrong side.. Say what you feel like..Say how you feel. @9:59

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:44am
  • coldplay is definitely some good stuff. but whatever.. everyone has different tastes in music.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:18pm
  • yes, actually, a lot of things are much much much worse then coldplay. viva la coldplay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:34pm
  • yeah....just about anything is worse then Coldplay....they are pretty good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:54am
  • 10:14 no matter how much coldplay may suck, it cannot even touch the pure shit that somehow made nickleback famous. but i do really like coldplay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:35pm
  • please replace "coldplay" with " plain white tee's" and you may live

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:13pm
  • according to google, creed is the worst band ever. i'll settle for nickelback. but yes, most things are worse than coldplay songs. my best relationship was not close to as good as a coldplay song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:06pm
  • 10:32, 10:03 was trying to do a funny joke about how 10:02 mistyped "Coldplay" as "Coldpaly". It was pretty terrible though. Just like Coldplay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:53pm
  • old coldplay is tollerable but not new coldplay. and some of old nickleback is okay but its just shit now. pure pussy rock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:47am
  • This isn't textfromlastnight worthy. Coldplay get's it done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:17pm
  • They have more songs than Yellow, Clocks, Speed of Sound, Fix You, and Viva la Vida... just saying. ex: A Rush of Blood to the Head, Glass of Water, A Message, X & Y, Crests of Waves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:35pm
  • whoever this is probably has shit taste in music.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Coldplay is the best. Some of you just fail to see how amazing they truly are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Omg. I seriously love coldplay. And radiohead. And not nickelback.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:00am
  • I believe if I were ever again forced to listen to another one of their annoying, whiny songs I will scoop out my ear drums with a spoon. Its like emo music, only they don't even pretend to be "hardcore." Apparently being pussies suits them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:32pm
  • coldplay: when you need a sleeping aid that won't give you hallucinations. c'mon, they're like an awful version of radiohead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:30am
  • COLDPLAY IS TERRIBLE, morally and musically, fuckers stole their music from good musicians. your relationship is failll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:23am
  • strange how people either love coldplay or hate them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:10am