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  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:16pm

    COLDPLAY IS INCREDIBLE!!! fuck whoever wrote this text.

  • 46 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:29pm

    Covering Coldplay has gotten me pussy. Cheers to Coldplay

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:24pm

    Coldplay is fucking awesome. Fuck u u hatin cunts

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:59pm

    coldplay is the best band ever, everything is worse than their songs,cause they are just great.

  • 42 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:14pm

    Sucks almost as bad as Nickleback

  • 41 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 6:24pm

    Wrong.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:27pm

    coldplay is the best fucking band ever, so shut the fuck up.

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 10:54pm

    who ever posted this.. Go Fuck Yourself

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:04am

    coldplay is great so shut the fuck up you dumb cunt

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:07pm

    The Fray is better than Coldplay??? I think not. The Fray is a whinier version of Coldplay with no variety.

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:41pm

    Coldplay is the best - ftw!!

  • 39 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:29am

    This text is FAIL. Seriously, this wasn't even remotely funny.

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:49am

    pretty shitty relationship. was it worse than new Coldplay or Rush of Blood to the Head Coldplay?.. because it makes a difference..

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:00pm

    dude. coldplay is the best band ever created. so shut up.

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:20am

    this literally made me laugh out loud. fuck coldplay.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:39am

    Same way i know you are FTW.!.!.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:20am

    God. It'dve been funnier if it was a 3 Doors Down reference.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:04am

    No talent, 1206? Trust me they have made it farther than you could ever try to make it.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:28am

    Coldplay is fantastic. anyone who says otherwise has the worst taste in music. period. no fucking argument. Viva Coldplay!

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:03pm

    Coldpaly DOES suck. However, Coldplay is an inventive, talented group

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:01pm

    hahaha I think coldplay is a really great band but some of their songs are pretty fucking sad

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:18pm

    You were the worst part of that fucked up relationship Kevin.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:36pm

    COLDPLAY IS AWESOME!!!

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:57am

    i like coldplay ... but nickleback... not so much.

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:47pm

    coldplay is an amazing band, with real music. enojoy fucking miley cyrus or whatever shit you listen to next time they hit northern kentucky

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:54am

    yesterday I passed a papa johns sign that read "we have more cheese than coldplay" how could I not buy a pizza there?!

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:54pm

    Fuck you guys, coldplay is amazing.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:33am

    i saw them in concert...very entertaining

  • 30 38
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 15, 10 at 11:19pm

    Wow what a cuntfaced goddamn shithole motherfucker. Don't you fucking ever hate on coldplay or I will fucking come to your house and curb stomp your motherfucking brains out.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:47am

    so.. worse than a heart-rending song of pure beauty?

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:18pm

    coldplay is definitely some good stuff. but whatever.. everyone has different tastes in music.

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:32pm

    10:03: that seems to be pretty contradictory, doesn't it?

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:06am

    coldplay is awful...another example of why if thats what people want to listen to, i don't even want to make music...listen to radiohead like an adult...or listen to the fray as a teen but don't listen to fucking coldplay...no talent there sorry :)

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:55pm

    @117 if by "it" you mean makes me want to run over kittens and falconpunch infants, then yes, Coldplay gets it done.

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:47am

    old coldplay is tollerable but not new coldplay. and some of old nickleback is okay but its just shit now. pure pussy rock.

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:44pm

    Coldplay is awesome! So if viva la vida!!!

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:07pm

    Coldplay is fucking fantastic.

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Apr 7, 10 at 2:50pm

    Look an arguement ppl are so stupid ..it's funny don't debate about it fucktards it's supposed to be FUNNY.....god damn

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:44am

    Don't fight for the wrong side.. Say what you feel like..Say how you feel. @9:59

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:53pm

    10:32, 10:03 was trying to do a funny joke about how 10:02 mistyped "Coldplay" as "Coldpaly". It was pretty terrible though. Just like Coldplay.

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:01pm

    Most things are worse than coldplay songs

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:58am

    coldplay is the worst

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:07pm

    go to their concert and all the haters will have second thoughts about how much they dislike coldplay. AWESOME CONCERT :D

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:01am

    FUCK YOU! Coldplay=better than everyone.

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:55pm

    Coldplay is the best. Some of you just fail to see how amazing they truly are.

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:06pm

    according to google, creed is the worst band ever. i'll settle for nickelback. but yes, most things are worse than coldplay songs. my best relationship was not close to as good as a coldplay song.

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:03pm

    i like coldplay...i think 9:59 might be a little crazy though

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:56am

    All I know from my relationship is "Sparks" = sex time now.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:30am

    coldplay: when you need a sleeping aid that won't give you hallucinations. c'mon, they're like an awful version of radiohead.

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:02pm

    coldplay is fucking amazing

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:57pm

    Thats pretty broken.

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:34pm

    yes, actually, a lot of things are much much much worse then coldplay. viva la coldplay!

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:13pm

    please replace "coldplay" with " plain white tee's" and you may live

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:00am

    Omg. I seriously love coldplay. And radiohead. And not nickelback.

  • 30 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:54am

    yeah....just about anything is worse then Coldplay....they are pretty good.

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:35pm

    10:14 no matter how much coldplay may suck, it cannot even touch the pure shit that somehow made nickleback famous. but i do really like coldplay.

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:29pm

    whoever this is probably has shit taste in music.

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:17pm

    This isn't textfromlastnight worthy. Coldplay get's it done.

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:23am

    COLDPLAY IS TERRIBLE, morally and musically, fuckers stole their music from good musicians. your relationship is failll

  • 27 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:35pm

    They have more songs than Yellow, Clocks, Speed of Sound, Fix You, and Viva la Vida... just saying. ex: A Rush of Blood to the Head, Glass of Water, A Message, X & Y, Crests of Waves

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:32pm

    I believe if I were ever again forced to listen to another one of their annoying, whiny songs I will scoop out my ear drums with a spoon. Its like emo music, only they don't even pretend to be "hardcore." Apparently being pussies suits them.

  • 20 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:10am

    strange how people either love coldplay or hate them.