I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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