Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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