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  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:21pm

    The fact that people think that this walking STD is hot proves to me that American society is still rapidly deteriorating. She might be more appealing if she kept her mouth shut and stopped spouting out all of her narcissistic ignorance, but as it is, she just proves her idiocy every week or so. She's worse than Paris Hilton, and that's saying a LOT. And it would feel like a lukewarm motel corridor.

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:47pm

    7:21....wanna makeout?

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:57pm

    megan fox looks like she take it in the ass for a lead role, or a pack of gum

  • 68 72
    Submitted by paigeustanik on Jun 30, 10 at 9:16pm

    Shut up, your just jealous cause your vag doesn't feel like heaven soaked bacon

  • 64 64
    Submitted by mvcolville on May 13, 10 at 3:34pm

    7:21 you fail at life

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:37am

    7:21..you have no idea. i just love you.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:09pm

    i'm guessing it feels like a bucket of water since she's been banging david silver for how many years. You dont think he's ruin it every way possible

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:03pm

    You had me at 26 seconds.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:49pm

    i want a bedazzled vagina!

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:06am

    11:05 that was great.......

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:03pm

    She's very pretty - but almost in a trashy way.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:35pm

    @1232... or one of those sweet "into hot woman" dykes. silly butch dyke, get off this site!

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:35pm

    I would go at Megan Fox like a fat kid on cake if I had the chance.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:32am

    I'd guess there would be no tread at the tires at this point. It'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:10pm

    11:05: Is that you Jeff?

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:52pm

    still laughing at 11:05's response..

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:23pm

    I would totally go lesbian for Megan Fox.

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:33pm

    im a girl and still think shes hott lol

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:46am

    yes megan fox is the finest woman alive!

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:59am

    u had me at toe thumb

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:36pm

    i bet many would pay to see that too

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:40am

    fuck that. as long as her jaw works i'd drive 100 miles to see her.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:34pm

    as a female i think my opinion is very important when i say megan fox is totally bangin' unfortunately i don't know if anyone has googled this, but one of her thumbs looks like a big toe. so lets definitely keep to megan's vagina cause a handjob from her would be gruesome.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:02pm

    She's hot, but in a cookie-cutter way. I personally don't see why she's such a big deal. I'm a straight girl, so that might be part of it, but I definitely think some other girl-celebs are H-O-double-Tee.

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:05am

    like a ripe cantalope that has a hole cut in it and has been microwaved for 26 seconds

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:02am

    Im sure it smells like herpes and feels like AIDS

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:18am

    11:16 get bent isn't there a razor somewhere you should be crying for help with???

  • 51 64
    Submitted by paigeustanik on Jun 30, 10 at 9:13pm

    Shut up, your just mad cause you vag is no where near heaven soaked bacon

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:19pm

    i bet her vagina is bedazzled...

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:08am

    11:05 i love your work......

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:09am

    26 seconds in the microwave? hahaha that sounds perfect, just the right temperature. american pie anyone?

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:31pm

    shes not. get over her. all she does is hate on other celebrities...

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:45pm

    most girls i know would go lesbian for megan fox including me..

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:21pm

    he's obviously an expert on the matter since he' s both slept with megan fox and screwed a warmed cantaloupe...get real SHE ISNT EVEN THAT HOT! yeah i said it

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:37pm

    shes nasty she looks like a porn star and is madeout of plastic...I bet you can't even feel her vagina theres nothing left

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:57pm

    10:34- Your wrong being a female makes your opinion not important you dumb bitch

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:57pm

    like a hot dog going down a hallway

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:40pm

    7:21 thats why they makes condoms...and unless its herpes or aids, i think 95% of men in general and a good amount of straight women would bang her...she doesnt have to talk with my dick in her mouth

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:01pm

    thank you Captain Obvious (2:48)

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:07pm

    and it just so happens I have a pack of Gum.....here Megan Megan!!!

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:30pm

    Lol I probably does..

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:38pm

    I'm gonna try some of that warm cantalope - got some at home, and I don't have Megan Fox sittin' on the counter - so have fun with your tiny dick in your tiny lotion soaked hand 11:16...

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:50pm

    12:09...if by David Silver you mean Brian Austin Green...he's banging Vanessa Marcil...and i'm sure her vag is also bacony-heaven.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:00pm

    i bang her even with herpes and aids

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:47pm

    I make liquid explosion now...

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:51pm

    ew she has a horse mouth.... why would you want that on your dick. Not to mention, all she does is talk about herself EVERY SINGLE TIME I see an article about her, shes talking bout herself..... And shes not hot.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:18pm

    3:31 we're talking about fucking her, not talking to her...

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:57am

    you had me at megan fox's vagina.

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:43pm

    Megan has slept with more dudes than Elton John! I wouldn't want her diseases... But I still love looking at her!

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:49pm

    hahahahaha awesome!!

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:44pm

    even if she has AIDS it would still be worth it. I mean c'mon, if you banged her, what else would you have to live for? Might as well get the AIDS and die.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:27am

    shes still got an ass guys use that

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:03pm

    I would eat more pussy if it was bacon flavored

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:16am

    Well, judging from 11:05's vivid response it seems to me like we have an authority on the matter. The matter, of course, being the use of household products to maximize the pleasure of imaginary celebrity sexual experiences...

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:56am

    like a wind tunnel during a power outage.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:09am

    ...with the same crispy texture.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:48pm

    Los Angeles and Tennessee..

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:44pm

    i'd say silk-lined awesomeness

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:53pm

    even with the fucked up thumb id try to impregnate her....and she can wear sum sexy kitty mits

  • 48 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:02am

    like puppies in spring time .with toe thumbs aaaaaahhhhhhhh.................

  • 44 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:42pm

    she was on tmz the other day wearing stretch pants, she has more camel toe than the middle east. what a skank ho

  • 35 76
    Submitted by whereiszack on May 5, 11 at 12:47am

    So....it's like bacon soaked in bacon

  • 38 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:42pm

    Megan Fox. Megaaaaaaan Fooooxxxxx. *drools and goes cross-eyed*