i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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I would go at Megan Fox like a fat kid on cake if I had the chance.
i'm guessing it feels like a bucket of water since she's been banging david silver for how many years. You dont think he's ruin it every way possible
I would totally go lesbian for Megan Fox.
The fact that people think that this walking STD is hot proves to me that American society is still rapidly deteriorating. She might be more appealing if she kept her mouth shut and stopped spouting out all of her narcissistic ignorance, but as it is, she just proves her idiocy every week or so. She's worse than Paris Hilton, and that's saying a LOT.
And it would feel like a lukewarm motel corridor.
11:16 get bent isn't there a razor somewhere you should be crying for help with???
i want a bedazzled vagina!
as a female
i think my opinion is very important
when i say megan fox is totally bangin'
i don't know if anyone has googled this,
but one of her thumbs looks like a big toe.
so lets definitely keep to megan's vagina
cause a handjob from her would be gruesome.
like a ripe cantalope that has a hole cut in it and has been microwaved for 26 seconds
Shut up, your just jealous cause your vag doesn't feel like heaven soaked bacon
yes megan fox is the finest woman alive!
7:21 you fail at life
and it just so happens I have a pack of Gum.....here Megan Megan!!!
shes still got an ass guys
megan fox looks like she take it in the ass for a lead role, or a pack of gum
im a girl and still think shes hott lol
You had me at 26 seconds.
7:21..you have no idea. i just love you.
still laughing at 11:05's response..
She's very pretty - but almost in a trashy way.
u had me at toe thumb
Megan has slept with more dudes than Elton John! I wouldn't want her diseases... But I still love looking at her!
i bet many would pay to see that too
you had me at megan fox's vagina.
7:21 thats why they makes condoms...and unless its herpes or aids, i think 95% of men in general and a good amount of straight women would bang her...she doesnt have to talk with my dick in her mouth
11:05 that was great.......
@1232... or one of those sweet "into hot woman" dykes. silly butch dyke, get off this site!
Well, judging from 11:05's vivid response it seems to me like we have an authority on the matter.
The matter, of course, being the use of household products to maximize the pleasure of imaginary celebrity sexual experiences...
i bet her vagina is bedazzled...
he's obviously an expert on the matter since he' s both slept with megan fox and screwed a warmed cantaloupe...get real
SHE ISNT EVEN THAT HOT! yeah i said it
Im sure it smells like herpes and feels like AIDS
11:05: Is that you Jeff?
Shut up, your just mad cause you vag is no where near heaven soaked bacon
I'd guess there would be no tread at the tires at this point. It'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.
I would eat more pussy if it was bacon flavored
even if she has AIDS it would still be worth it. I mean c'mon, if you banged her, what else would you have to live for? Might as well get the AIDS and die.
11:05 i love your work......
10:34- Your wrong being a female makes your opinion not important you dumb bitch
most girls i know would go lesbian for megan fox
thank you Captain Obvious (2:48)
i'd say silk-lined awesomeness
fuck that. as long as her jaw works i'd drive 100 miles to see her.
I'm gonna try some of that warm cantalope - got some at home, and I don't have Megan Fox sittin' on the counter - so have fun with your tiny dick in your tiny lotion soaked hand 11:16...
I make liquid explosion now...
like a wind tunnel during a power outage.
like a hot dog going down a hallway
Los Angeles and Tennessee..
12:09...if by David Silver you mean Brian Austin Green...he's banging Vanessa Marcil...and i'm sure her vag is also bacony-heaven.
So....it's like bacon soaked in bacon
shes not. get over her. all she does is hate on other celebrities...
i bang her even with herpes and aids
shes nasty she looks like a porn star and is madeout of plastic...I bet you can't even feel her vagina theres nothing left
even with the fucked up thumb id try to impregnate her....and she can wear sum sexy kitty mits
3:31 we're talking about fucking her, not talking to her...
like puppies in spring time .with toe thumbs aaaaaahhhhhhhh.................
ew she has a horse mouth.... why would you want that on your dick. Not to mention, all she does is talk about herself EVERY SINGLE TIME I see an article about her, shes talking bout herself..... And shes not hot.
Lol I probably does..
She's hot, but in a cookie-cutter way.
I personally don't see why she's such a big deal. I'm a straight girl, so that might be part of it, but I definitely think some other girl-celebs are H-O-double-Tee.
26 seconds in the microwave? hahaha that sounds perfect, just the right temperature. american pie anyone?
...with the same crispy texture.
Megan Fox. Megaaaaaaan Fooooxxxxx. *drools and goes cross-eyed*
she was on tmz the other day wearing stretch pants, she has more camel toe than the middle east. what a skank ho