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  • The fact that people think that this walking STD is hot proves to me that American society is still rapidly deteriorating. She might be more appealing if she kept her mouth shut and stopped spouting out all of her narcissistic ignorance, but as it is, she just proves her idiocy every week or so. She's worse than Paris Hilton, and that's saying a LOT. And it would feel like a lukewarm motel corridor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:21pm
  • megan fox looks like she take it in the ass for a lead role, or a pack of gum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:57pm
  • 7:21 you fail at life

    Submitted by mvcolville on May 13, 10 at 3:34pm
  • She's very pretty - but almost in a trashy way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:03pm
  • You had me at 26 seconds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Shut up, your just jealous cause your vag doesn't feel like heaven soaked bacon

    Submitted by paigeustanik on Jun 30, 10 at 9:16pm
  • i'm guessing it feels like a bucket of water since she's been banging david silver for how many years. You dont think he's ruin it every way possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:09pm
  • 11:05: Is that you Jeff?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:10pm
  • still laughing at 11:05's response..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:52pm
  • yes megan fox is the finest woman alive!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:46am
  • I would go at Megan Fox like a fat kid on cake if I had the chance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:35pm
  • 7:21..you have no idea. i just love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:37am
  • 7:21....wanna makeout?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:47pm
  • like a hot dog going down a hallway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:57pm
  • 11:05 that was great.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:06am
  • im a girl and still think shes hott lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:33pm
  • @1232... or one of those sweet "into hot woman" dykes. silly butch dyke, get off this site!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Im sure it smells like herpes and feels like AIDS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:02am
  • as a female i think my opinion is very important when i say megan fox is totally bangin' unfortunately i don't know if anyone has googled this, but one of her thumbs looks like a big toe. so lets definitely keep to megan's vagina cause a handjob from her would be gruesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:34pm
  • Los Angeles and Tennessee..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:48pm
  • u had me at toe thumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:59am
  • 11:16 get bent isn't there a razor somewhere you should be crying for help with???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:18am
  • 7:21 thats why they makes condoms...and unless its herpes or aids, i think 95% of men in general and a good amount of straight women would bang her...she doesnt have to talk with my dick in her mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:40pm
  • i bet many would pay to see that too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Megan has slept with more dudes than Elton John! I wouldn't want her diseases... But I still love looking at her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:43pm
  • She's hot, but in a cookie-cutter way. I personally don't see why she's such a big deal. I'm a straight girl, so that might be part of it, but I definitely think some other girl-celebs are H-O-double-Tee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:02pm
  • he's obviously an expert on the matter since he' s both slept with megan fox and screwed a warmed cantaloupe...get real SHE ISNT EVEN THAT HOT! yeah i said it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:21pm
  • 10:34- Your wrong being a female makes your opinion not important you dumb bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:57pm
  • i bang her even with herpes and aids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:00pm
  • I would totally go lesbian for Megan Fox.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:23pm
  • 11:05 i love your work......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:08am
  • Shut up, your just mad cause you vag is no where near heaven soaked bacon

    Submitted by paigeustanik on Jun 30, 10 at 9:13pm
  • even with the fucked up thumb id try to impregnate her....and she can wear sum sexy kitty mits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:53pm
  • i bet her vagina is bedazzled...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:19pm
  • I'd guess there would be no tread at the tires at this point. It'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:32am
  • even if she has AIDS it would still be worth it. I mean c'mon, if you banged her, what else would you have to live for? Might as well get the AIDS and die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:44pm
  • i want a bedazzled vagina!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:49pm
  • and it just so happens I have a pack of Gum.....here Megan Megan!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:07pm
  • fuck that. as long as her jaw works i'd drive 100 miles to see her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:40am
  • thank you Captain Obvious (2:48)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:01pm
  • 12:09...if by David Silver you mean Brian Austin Green...he's banging Vanessa Marcil...and i'm sure her vag is also bacony-heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:50pm
  • shes not. get over her. all she does is hate on other celebrities...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:31pm
  • I'm gonna try some of that warm cantalope - got some at home, and I don't have Megan Fox sittin' on the counter - so have fun with your tiny dick in your tiny lotion soaked hand 11:16...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:38pm
  • like a ripe cantalope that has a hole cut in it and has been microwaved for 26 seconds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:05am
  • most girls i know would go lesbian for megan fox including me..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:45pm
  • I make liquid explosion now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:47pm
  • shes still got an ass guys use that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:27am
  • Lol I probably does..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:30pm
  • ew she has a horse mouth.... why would you want that on your dick. Not to mention, all she does is talk about herself EVERY SINGLE TIME I see an article about her, shes talking bout herself..... And shes not hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:51pm
  • I would eat more pussy if it was bacon flavored

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Well, judging from 11:05's vivid response it seems to me like we have an authority on the matter. The matter, of course, being the use of household products to maximize the pleasure of imaginary celebrity sexual experiences...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:16am
  • 26 seconds in the microwave? hahaha that sounds perfect, just the right temperature. american pie anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:09am
  • like puppies in spring time .with toe thumbs aaaaaahhhhhhhh.................

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:02am
  • i'd say silk-lined awesomeness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:44pm
  • hahahahaha awesome!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:49pm
  • you had me at megan fox's vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:57am
  • ...with the same crispy texture.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:09am
  • 3:31 we're talking about fucking her, not talking to her...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:18pm
  • shes nasty she looks like a porn star and is madeout of plastic...I bet you can't even feel her vagina theres nothing left

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:37pm
  • So....it's like bacon soaked in bacon

    Submitted by whereiszack on May 5, 11 at 12:47am
  • like a wind tunnel during a power outage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:56am
  • she was on tmz the other day wearing stretch pants, she has more camel toe than the middle east. what a skank ho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Megan Fox. Megaaaaaaan Fooooxxxxx. *drools and goes cross-eyed*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:42pm