i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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I would go at Megan Fox like a fat kid on cake if I had the chance.
i'm guessing it feels like a bucket of water since she's been banging david silver for how many years. You dont think he's ruin it every way possible
as a female
i think my opinion is very important
when i say megan fox is totally bangin'
i don't know if anyone has googled this,
but one of her thumbs looks like a big toe.
so lets definitely keep to megan's vagina
cause a handjob from her would be gruesome.
Shut up, your just jealous cause your vag doesn't feel like heaven soaked bacon
im a girl and still think shes hott lol
7:21 you fail at life
The fact that people think that this walking STD is hot proves to me that American society is still rapidly deteriorating. She might be more appealing if she kept her mouth shut and stopped spouting out all of her narcissistic ignorance, but as it is, she just proves her idiocy every week or so. She's worse than Paris Hilton, and that's saying a LOT.
And it would feel like a lukewarm motel corridor.
I would totally go lesbian for Megan Fox.
She's very pretty - but almost in a trashy way.
11:16 get bent isn't there a razor somewhere you should be crying for help with???
megan fox looks like she take it in the ass for a lead role, or a pack of gum
You had me at 26 seconds.
yes megan fox is the finest woman alive!
still laughing at 11:05's response..
11:05: Is that you Jeff?
i want a bedazzled vagina!
7:21..you have no idea. i just love you.
shes still got an ass guys
i bet her vagina is bedazzled...
like a ripe cantalope that has a hole cut in it and has been microwaved for 26 seconds
like a hot dog going down a hallway
Los Angeles and Tennessee..
Im sure it smells like herpes and feels like AIDS
u had me at toe thumb
Shut up, your just mad cause you vag is no where near heaven soaked bacon
7:21 thats why they makes condoms...and unless its herpes or aids, i think 95% of men in general and a good amount of straight women would bang her...she doesnt have to talk with my dick in her mouth
@1232... or one of those sweet "into hot woman" dykes. silly butch dyke, get off this site!
he's obviously an expert on the matter since he' s both slept with megan fox and screwed a warmed cantaloupe...get real
SHE ISNT EVEN THAT HOT! yeah i said it
even if she has AIDS it would still be worth it. I mean c'mon, if you banged her, what else would you have to live for? Might as well get the AIDS and die.
and it just so happens I have a pack of Gum.....here Megan Megan!!!
11:05 that was great.......
Well, judging from 11:05's vivid response it seems to me like we have an authority on the matter.
The matter, of course, being the use of household products to maximize the pleasure of imaginary celebrity sexual experiences...
11:05 i love your work......
Megan has slept with more dudes than Elton John! I wouldn't want her diseases... But I still love looking at her!
i bet many would pay to see that too
I'd guess there would be no tread at the tires at this point. It'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.
you had me at megan fox's vagina.
even with the fucked up thumb id try to impregnate her....and she can wear sum sexy kitty mits
She's hot, but in a cookie-cutter way.
I personally don't see why she's such a big deal. I'm a straight girl, so that might be part of it, but I definitely think some other girl-celebs are H-O-double-Tee.
fuck that. as long as her jaw works i'd drive 100 miles to see her.
10:34- Your wrong being a female makes your opinion not important you dumb bitch
i bang her even with herpes and aids
most girls i know would go lesbian for megan fox
I make liquid explosion now...
shes not. get over her. all she does is hate on other celebrities...
thank you Captain Obvious (2:48)
ew she has a horse mouth.... why would you want that on your dick. Not to mention, all she does is talk about herself EVERY SINGLE TIME I see an article about her, shes talking bout herself..... And shes not hot.
I would eat more pussy if it was bacon flavored
Lol I probably does..
i'd say silk-lined awesomeness
like a wind tunnel during a power outage.
I'm gonna try some of that warm cantalope - got some at home, and I don't have Megan Fox sittin' on the counter - so have fun with your tiny dick in your tiny lotion soaked hand 11:16...
12:09...if by David Silver you mean Brian Austin Green...he's banging Vanessa Marcil...and i'm sure her vag is also bacony-heaven.
like puppies in spring time .with toe thumbs aaaaaahhhhhhhh.................
26 seconds in the microwave? hahaha that sounds perfect, just the right temperature. american pie anyone?
...with the same crispy texture.
So....it's like bacon soaked in bacon
shes nasty she looks like a porn star and is madeout of plastic...I bet you can't even feel her vagina theres nothing left
3:31 we're talking about fucking her, not talking to her...
Megan Fox. Megaaaaaaan Fooooxxxxx. *drools and goes cross-eyed*
she was on tmz the other day wearing stretch pants, she has more camel toe than the middle east. what a skank ho