Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
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i've done this before!!!!!! hahaha i thought it was really funny :D my boyfriend was not amused unfortunately... he just thought it was weird :(
I feel so fuckin cool cuz I've actually said this to my boyfriend before lol
my friends and i made a movie called crackula and his tag line was
"i want to suck... your dick for crack"
look it up on youtube
haha no, not referring to twilight. i just find vampires fucking sexy.... you know...all the ones that I know and stuff...
Fan fucking tastic.
Let me be that girl.
Nice, 8:42, nice. ;)
And I'm almost POSITIVE I've seen this or heard about this in a porno. I know I have. 8)
12:28, if you're hinting at Twilight I'll fuckin' kill you.
I would love to say this, but I'm afraid he would be creep'd out.
Meh, I'll try anyway!
i just got my bf to say it to "demonstrate" how he wanted to hear it.. /win
oooh oooh....pick me, pick me!!!
lmfao, im deff gonna say that to someone one day
i've done that. and right after we were done, he looked at me and said his gamerscore went up 10 points.
yeah ive said this to my exfuckbuddy. oh yeah and i totally highfived him.. during sex.. that was some good times :]
Oh yes. I plan on doing this at least one time in my life! That's hilarious!!!
And hell yes! Twilight! Haha!
There's got to be porn for that ;-)
sounds like someones a closet case
always wanted to hear this.
I've always wanted to do this but I thought guys would be weirded out, huh guess I was wrong...
one) big ups to the 610
two) i've definitely said this. needless to say, it went over smashingly.
a guy said it to me once
NOT as hot as you think
1:24 is awesome...don't be afraid to say that to a guy. if he can't take it then move on and say it to me!
I think my boyfriend would lose his boner if I did this... Although I would be one to say this to a dude.... lol even if it's just a random dude on the street as a joke... lol
Deff saying this to a guy
ROFL, i love vampires! if i didn't think my bf would freak the fuck out, i would SO do this!! brilliant idea!
That's awesome. My girl just told me she would say this to me tonight. Yeah, I'm rubbing it in.
(anyone who makes a "rubbing one out" joke in lieu of this post is a fuck head)
It won't let me fuggin post
i want to suck your dick.
hahaha that would b great
actually did this in wildwood nj with a pair of fake plastic vamp teeth in my beach house with my pants around my ankles and screamed this at every single person that walked through the door. you stay classy colonia!
Peter, go see a psychiatrist.
12:41AM epic porn name!!!
im having halloween fantasies...
LOL... What the hell??
1st for bad night... it'll be a bad night every night til a girl says that to you, and you shouldn't lower your standards to being satisfied with a different cultish reference... only the best.
That would be pretty cool. Not gonna lie.
only if you pretend to be my vampire as well ;)
haha that is fucking hilarious!!
My boyfriends fantasy is for me to dress up like a naughty vampire and say something like this! Hahahhaha love itt
well i'm drunk and haven't read anything else, but i agree with this text whole-heartedly
12:25- I fucking love you.\nPeter, you suck...
3:2five immediately following 3:13 (?!?!) is a win.
HAHAHAHAH 5:20 wowwwwwww.
if someone said that to me i'd burst out laughing... seriously. XDD
12:34am i would buy that porn and then reply that part over and over again hahahha
Hahaha I want to say that! But if they reply with something about twilight... I'm biting it off no doubt
thats y eastern euro girls are amusing.
This is my area code. Way to rep. PA!!
i say that all the time. i usually add the 'ah ah ah' at the end too.
That is totally awesome!! My g/f is gonna get .... "I want to suck your clit." today!!! ( I just hope she's not OTR .... on second thought .... that probably would make more sense. )
Guys love a girl who jokes. High fives win me second dates.
Happened to me once. I allowed it, of course
i hope a girl says that to you too..... right before she bites it off, you tool.
that's it. i am determined to say this to a guy someday.... even if it will ruin my chances at a lay.
yeah 1:03 FAILS...hard
hey, I mean, I'm near 610, and I can dig a guy with a sense of humor (as long as you're not, like a kid, haha)
i'm so going to fucking do this
Hahahaha I would actually totally do that
I was count suckula for Halloween one year!
Oh geez. Vampires. My biggest fantasy. Lol.
I love this!!!! I'm saying this to my man this weekend. He's going to love it. Gotta love a guy who know how to have some fun :)
...but I'm guilty of loving twilight, soooo... :( at least I know it's shameful?
omg i would say that!!! i want to say that!!! where is a goddamn fuckbuddie when i need one.....
Damn...now I want this to happen to me too.
1) twilight as a movie TERRIBLE, books...okay?
2)true blood is THE SHIZZ!
3) i honestly will say tht to any guy who loves the vampire thing..its hot
OMG I'd totally do that if I knew it wouldnt scare the hell out of the guy
That is fucking hilarious
only if she was some smokin romanian chick with the accent
i definitely know who sent this text in.
you've asked me before.
& you're so fucking creepy. lol