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  • 72 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:33am

    12:28, if you're hinting at Twilight I'll fuckin' kill you.

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:41pm

    i've done this before!!!!!! hahaha i thought it was really funny :D my boyfriend was not amused unfortunately... he just thought it was weird :(

  • 66 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:21pm

    count rackula look it up on youtube

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:10pm

    I feel so fuckin cool cuz I've actually said this to my boyfriend before lol

  • 63 54
    Submitted by trufsfpc on Mar 14, 10 at 4:01am

    hahaha that would b great

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 7:24pm

    Deff saying this to a guy

  • 58 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:42am

    lmfao, im deff gonna say that to someone one day

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:26pm

    yeah ive said this to my exfuckbuddy. oh yeah and i totally highfived him.. during sex.. that was some good times :]

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:22am

    Nice, 8:42, nice. ;) And I'm almost POSITIVE I've seen this or heard about this in a porno. I know I have. 8)

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:03pm

    my friends and i made a movie called crackula and his tag line was "i want to suck... your dick for crack"

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:50am

    haha no, not referring to twilight. i just find vampires fucking sexy.... you know...all the ones that I know and stuff... hah jk

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:25am

    sounds like someones a closet case

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:30pm

    a guy said it to me once NOT as hot as you think

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:25pm

    i just got my bf to say it to "demonstrate" how he wanted to hear it.. /win

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:18pm

    I would love to say this, but I'm afraid he would be creep'd out. Meh, I'll try anyway!

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:12am

    Oh yes. I plan on doing this at least one time in my life! That's hilarious!!! And hell yes! Twilight! Haha!

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 5:25pm

    I've always wanted to do this but I thought guys would be weirded out, huh guess I was wrong...

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:02am

    actually did this in wildwood nj with a pair of fake plastic vamp teeth in my beach house with my pants around my ankles and screamed this at every single person that walked through the door. you stay classy colonia!

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:16am

    Fan fucking tastic. Let me be that girl. Dyahahahaha

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:38am

    That would be pretty cool. Not gonna lie.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:18pm

    always wanted to hear this.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:34am

    There's got to be porn for that ;-)

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:45pm

    oooh oooh....pick me, pick me!!!

  • 57 60
    Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Sep 11, 10 at 2:54pm

    12:25- I fucking love you.\nPeter, you suck...

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:47pm

    i've done that. and right after we were done, he looked at me and said his gamerscore went up 10 points.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:57am

    haha that is fucking hilarious!!

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:00pm

    one) big ups to the 610 two) i've definitely said this. needless to say, it went over smashingly.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:28am

    only if you pretend to be my vampire as well ;)

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:42am

    i say that all the time. i usually add the 'ah ah ah' at the end too.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:05am

    Happened to me once. I allowed it, of course

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:51am

    thats y eastern euro girls are amusing.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:19pm

    i want to suck your dick.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:14am

    12:41AM epic porn name!!! im having halloween fantasies...

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:09am

    I think my boyfriend would lose his boner if I did this... Although I would be one to say this to a dude.... lol even if it's just a random dude on the street as a joke... lol

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:34am

    It won't let me fuggin post

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:25am

    i hope a girl says that to you too..... right before she bites it off, you tool.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:29am

    12:34am i would buy that porn and then reply that part over and over again hahahha

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:59am

    1:24 is awesome...don't be afraid to say that to a guy. if he can't take it then move on and say it to me!

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:42pm

    1) twilight as a movie TERRIBLE, books...okay? 2)true blood is THE SHIZZ! 3) i honestly will say tht to any guy who loves the vampire thing..its hot

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:38am

    That's awesome. My girl just told me she would say this to me tonight. Yeah, I'm rubbing it in. (anyone who makes a "rubbing one out" joke in lieu of this post is a fuck head)

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:43pm

    i'm so going to fucking do this

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:50pm

    yeah 1:03 FAILS...hard

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:26am

    LOL... What the hell??

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:25pm

    Peter, go see a psychiatrist.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:47am

    HAHAHAHAH 5:20 wowwwwwww. if someone said that to me i'd burst out laughing... seriously. XDD

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:01am

    well i'm drunk and haven't read anything else, but i agree with this text whole-heartedly

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:25am

    Oh geez. Vampires. My biggest fantasy. Lol.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:13am

    hey, I mean, I'm near 610, and I can dig a guy with a sense of humor (as long as you're not, like a kid, haha)

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:17am

    My boyfriends fantasy is for me to dress up like a naughty vampire and say something like this! Hahahhaha love itt

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:54am

    Hahahaha I would actually totally do that

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:05pm

    only if she was some smokin romanian chick with the accent

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:27pm

    ROFL, i love vampires! if i didn't think my bf would freak the fuck out, i would SO do this!! brilliant idea!

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:25am

    1st for bad night... it'll be a bad night every night til a girl says that to you, and you shouldn't lower your standards to being satisfied with a different cultish reference... only the best. bessssssst!

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:55am

    that's it. i am determined to say this to a guy someday.... even if it will ruin my chances at a lay.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Santino on Jun 4, 11 at 9:13am

    This is my area code. Way to rep. PA!!

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:30am

    3:2five immediately following 3:13 (?!?!) is a win.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:04am

    Hahaha I want to say that! But if they reply with something about twilight... I'm biting it off no doubt

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:26pm

    I love this!!!! I'm saying this to my man this weekend. He's going to love it. Gotta love a guy who know how to have some fun :)

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:07pm

    That is fucking hilarious

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:20am

    That is totally awesome!! My g/f is gonna get .... "I want to suck your clit." today!!! ( I just hope she's not OTR .... on second thought .... that probably would make more sense. )

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:15am

    i definitely know who sent this text in. you've asked me before. & you're so fucking creepy. lol

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:00pm

    I was count suckula for Halloween one year!

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:36am

    Guys love a girl who jokes. High fives win me second dates.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:01am

    Damn...now I want this to happen to me too.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:24am

    OMG I'd totally do that if I knew it wouldnt scare the hell out of the guy

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:43am

    omg i would say that!!! i want to say that!!! where is a goddamn fuckbuddie when i need one.....

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:38am

    12:33 HAHAHHAHAHA ...but I'm guilty of loving twilight, soooo... :( at least I know it's shameful?