everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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