there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Very few employers file an employment background check anyway. Typically, they just check your criminal record.
4:43 - There are some things in life, that are measured in your death. Dignity is one but, it is in my belief that people who use their body for money, are worth less then those that get an actual job that requires more then a sexual prowess to entice other members of the other other species.
I'd strip for a while, if I could. But I don't have the body for it, and that's more of a necessity for men. Female dancers can be Olive Oyl thin or Torrid thick and still get work. The men always seem to be stone-chiseled.
damnit cait, not again!
11:09..you're a teacher and you can't spell. I mean, it's fine, I'm just wondering.
wtf means what the fuck
2:28, hahaha. My first thought was bills since that made most sense, but I then I thought, 'wouldn't it be funny if this chick meant cheese'
I hate the word undies, really. that one pisses me off. I'd prefer panties to that.
stripping's not exactly something u put on ur resume
Hell yes to 1:19am!!!! Jersey all the way baby!
Most of the strip clubs I've known treated the dancers as subcontractors so it's up to her to file with a 1099 and most just didn't so there really wasn't a paper trail.
Agreed. Most of the time on this site, I don't get it either but I was taking a stab in the dark for you.
My mother worked as a stripper when me and my brother were little. Now she works at Walmart.
Only ugly people say that :)
i would never want that job... TRASH!
Id love to dance and take off my clothes for money. Is it wrong to have an attractive body that you can get paid for? Shit if im not fucking around, and being naked is only natural its just a bonus to make some cash.
is that because you get naked for free 9:05?
is there anyone who didn't want this job at some point?
This site is full of whores telling about there sexcapades, too bad I've never encountered anything like this before and never will. not that I havn't had my share of sexcapades hahaha
what do you prefer? under garments?
I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained... 10 if not
i would love to support this single mother
getting drunk and taking your clothes off a party doesn't qualify as a job.
no, its b/c she's a fat ugly whore.
8:53 - Don't all professional athletes use their bodies for money? What about actors, professional dancers, Bill Clinton?
At first I thought she meant Kraft singles, like the cheese. Then I realized that meant my life was boring and/or strange.
Schools don't have money for full background checks. All they care about is your arrest record.
Are you talking about the folds in the centers of fat chicks 2:48?
Panties? Good god hahaha. It's a pretty innocent word. It's much better than underwear.
where u work? i tip with 5 dolla billz?
some stripper wrote a funny one on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site about how she gets dollars in her panties and they sometimes get stuck between her vag lips lol.
8:46 I feel you. I hate the word panties as well. It's the last syllable. For some reason the "ies" part makes my skin crawl.
2:28 I thought Kraft singles at first too. It conjured a pretty amusing mental picture.
Oh union county, why are we all whores?
I figured that, but it still makes no sense when people use it without refering to any egotistical posts. Most people don't use it right. It's annoying. All 11:28 was saying is that they thought most the sexcapade stories were lies. Idk, "get over yourself" is a very stupid thing to say if you ask me.
people on this sight are very good at explaining things. i wouldn't know how to use the words to explain. bravo!
oh and btw. let people be. stop judging and just enjoy :)
Are 1:15/1:16 trying to be funny? WTF does "get over yourself" mean? It makes no sense.
Please tell me wtf that even means. I see people say it all the time on this site and it always looks stupid as hell and makes no sense.
When it's used out of context, which it usually is on this site, it seems like the people using it are thinking it means something else.
panties... I hate that word!
Ha ha good to see Jersey is still the classy state that I know :)
11:09 I know what you mean..try to apply for any teaching job and they'd see strip joint nope she could corrupt the kids...bc i would do it in a heartbeat i mean if guys are gonna stare at the boobs then might as well get paid good for it..but alas i have my future to think of and will continue to work at the daycare like a good litle girl
11:58, get over yourself.
it sounds very, childish, if you will.
6:10, it does if you get paid.
i wish that i could be a stripper seriously i could prob make as much money as i make in two weeks in one night. . . too bad it would look awfull aplying for a third grade teaching postion with a strip joint on my resume hahhahahahaaha :)
846 i SO agree. panties is an awful word i hate it
1:26: It bascially means like, stop thinking you're hot shit because you're not. In the reference in which you were referring to, 12:26 was talking about 11:28 thinking that he/she is better than everyone posting because they are obviously above talking about their sexcapades on this site. Or it could mean that 11:28 is an idiot because he/she obviously doesn't know the difference between there, their, and they're. :)
And I also don't think either of them was trying to be humorous either, when reading what you originally posted, if you read it quickly, it looks like you are asking what wtf means. I had to read it twice to get it too.
that's why you use a fake name while working at the strip joint. duh!
but can't employers find out where you have worked in the past some how ebcause your wages are claimed or somethng like that???
gypsy you put that back where it came from
america no want no gypsy
they shift shape and america dont like
yo thats good stuff man
You are so lucky to have a job!! I'm jealous..
no, I prefer your mother.
Do people really not know what "get over yourself" means? Wow.