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  • 45 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:19am

    2:28, hahaha. My first thought was bills since that made most sense, but I then I thought, 'wouldn't it be funny if this chick meant cheese'

  • 49 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:53pm

    4:43 - There are some things in life, that are measured in your death. Dignity is one but, it is in my belief that people who use their body for money, are worth less then those that get an actual job that requires more then a sexual prowess to entice other members of the other other species.

  • 45 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:56am

    11:09..you're a teacher and you can't spell. I mean, it's fine, I'm just wondering.

  • 39 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:17pm

    Very few employers file an employment background check anyway. Typically, they just check your criminal record.

  • 42 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:08pm

    damnit cait, not again!

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:03pm

    8:53 - Don't all professional athletes use their bodies for money? What about actors, professional dancers, Bill Clinton?

  • 39 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:11pm

    stripping's not exactly something u put on ur resume

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:40am

    Agreed. Most of the time on this site, I don't get it either but I was taking a stab in the dark for you.

  • 36 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:21am

    Only ugly people say that :)

  • 34 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:16am

    wtf means what the fuck

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:15am

    wtf means what the fuck

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:05pm

    i would never want that job... TRASH!

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:53am

    Most of the strip clubs I've known treated the dancers as subcontractors so it's up to her to file with a 1099 and most just didn't so there really wasn't a paper trail.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:18am

    Hell yes to 1:19am!!!! Jersey all the way baby!

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:45am

    I'd strip for a while, if I could. But I don't have the body for it, and that's more of a necessity for men. Female dancers can be Olive Oyl thin or Torrid thick and still get work. The men always seem to be stone-chiseled.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:23pm

    I hate the word undies, really. that one pisses me off. I'd prefer panties to that.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:17pm

    some stripper wrote a funny one on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site about how she gets dollars in her panties and they sometimes get stuck between her vag lips lol.

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:26am

    6:10, it does if you get paid.

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:14am

    Schools don't have money for full background checks. All they care about is your arrest record.

  • 30 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:36pm

    no, its b/c she's a fat ugly whore.

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:16pm

    is that because you get naked for free 9:05?

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:19pm

    but can't employers find out where you have worked in the past some how ebcause your wages are claimed or somethng like that???

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:51am

    Are you talking about the folds in the centers of fat chicks 2:48?

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:28pm

    This site is full of whores telling about there sexcapades, too bad I've never encountered anything like this before and never will. not that I havn't had my share of sexcapades hahaha

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:28am

    At first I thought she meant Kraft singles, like the cheese. Then I realized that meant my life was boring and/or strange.

  • 30 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:16pm

    i would love to support this single mother

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:53pm

    childish? what do you prefer? under garments?

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:45pm

    Panties? Good god hahaha. It's a pretty innocent word. It's much better than underwear.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:08am

    I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained... 10 if not

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:10am

    getting drunk and taking your clothes off a party doesn't qualify as a job.

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:37pm

    is there anyone who didn't want this job at some point?

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:24am

    11:09 I know what you mean..try to apply for any teaching job and they'd see strip joint nope she could corrupt the kids...bc i would do it in a heartbeat i mean if guys are gonna stare at the boobs then might as well get paid good for it..but alas i have my future to think of and will continue to work at the daycare like a good litle girl

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:35am

    2:23am I figured that, but it still makes no sense when people use it without refering to any egotistical posts. Most people don't use it right. It's annoying. All 11:28 was saying is that they thought most the sexcapade stories were lies. Idk, "get over yourself" is a very stupid thing to say if you ask me.

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:26am

    11:58, get over yourself.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:52pm

    My mother worked as a stripper when me and my brother were little. Now she works at Walmart.

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:04am

    12:26pm Please tell me wtf that even means. I see people say it all the time on this site and it always looks stupid as hell and makes no sense.

  • 25 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:09pm

    i wish that i could be a stripper seriously i could prob make as much money as i make in two weeks in one night. . . too bad it would look awfull aplying for a third grade teaching postion with a strip joint on my resume hahhahahahaaha :)

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:33am

    8:46 I feel you. I hate the word panties as well. It's the last syllable. For some reason the "ies" part makes my skin crawl. 2:28 I thought Kraft singles at first too. It conjured a pretty amusing mental picture.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:57pm

    Oh union county, why are we all whores?

  • 25 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:25am

    And I also don't think either of them was trying to be humorous either, when reading what you originally posted, if you read it quickly, it looks like you are asking what wtf means. I had to read it twice to get it too.

  • 23 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:43pm

    where u work? i tip with 5 dolla billz?

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:19am

    Ha ha good to see Jersey is still the classy state that I know :)

  • 23 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:52am

    people on this sight are very good at explaining things. i wouldn't know how to use the words to explain. bravo! oh and btw. let people be. stop judging and just enjoy :)

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:56am

    gypsy you put that back where it came from america no want no gypsy they shift shape and america dont like

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:26am

    Are 1:15/1:16 trying to be funny? WTF does "get over yourself" mean? It makes no sense.

  • 22 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:43am

    2:56 yo thats good stuff man

  • 23 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:06am

    Id love to dance and take off my clothes for money. Is it wrong to have an attractive body that you can get paid for? Shit if im not fucking around, and being naked is only natural its just a bonus to make some cash.

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:46pm

    panties... I hate that word!

  • 21 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:43am

    that's why you use a fake name while working at the strip joint. duh!

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:37am

    2:30pm When it's used out of context, which it usually is on this site, it seems like the people using it are thinking it means something else.

  • 23 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:36am

    You are so lucky to have a job!! I'm jealous..

  • 25 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:30am

    Do people really not know what "get over yourself" means? Wow.

  • 23 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:23am

    1:26: It bascially means like, stop thinking you're hot shit because you're not. In the reference in which you were referring to, 12:26 was talking about 11:28 thinking that he/she is better than everyone posting because they are obviously above talking about their sexcapades on this site. Or it could mean that 11:28 is an idiot because he/she obviously doesn't know the difference between there, their, and they're. :)

  • 22 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:46pm

    it sounds very, childish, if you will.

  • 23 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:03am

    846 i SO agree. panties is an awful word i hate it

  • 19 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:56pm

    no, I prefer your mother.