Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
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I was the receiver of this text !!!!!! And Rhode Island girls aren't tacky or trashy, we just have amazing libidos.
well...maybe the food is really good. and maybe your pussy looks like a pair of gray drapes.
"So let's say you get there...what's uh, third base feel like?"
"Feels like warm apple pie, dude."
10:52AM- My boyfriend is named Bruce. He's asian, though not Bruce Lee- close enough?
bruce banner...the incredible hulk
Rhode Island girls lie, cheat, and try to steal husands and boyfriends...you're nasty!
i'm in love with a girl named annie
...heather? is this you?!
Um...his name is Bruce. Unless he's Bruce Wayne, nobody should be named Bruce.
I feel sorry for the OP. Dump Bruce. Even if you don't find another man soon you are better off without Bruce
Bruce needs to hook up with cheese fry girl
You sure he's not playing for the other team? Your woman is pie!! Eat herrrr
All the Jersey ho bags can shut up now about RI girls being whores. I have news for you, you're all sluts!
Umm...Bruce Campbell thank you. Army of Darkness Anyone?
Another Rhode Island girl showing why it is the tackiest and trashiest state in the nation. Do any women in RI have any dignity?
Oh, baby. I'm a fam man, and I'd rather have you than an apple pie any day of the week, and twice on saturday!
5:06 no thank you...you are from Rhode Island. I have how many/which diseases you are carrying! YUCK!
Bring that pussy over here, I'll use it
Bruce filanch "watch out bruce filanch there's super humans fighting behind you"
Poor thing. he isn't worth it. Get you yours please!
I find pastrami to be the most erotic of all the lunch meats.
just put some food in your pussy, that will solve your problems. may create new ones but it'll solve that one. cannnnddyyybaaarrrsss