the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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