How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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